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amuseme

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So heres a thing..since the site acts like theres no living thing existing anymore..i decided to just redo my profile and make it fun..sooo daily i will post a Q&A so you guys will have something to look forward to..not just naked tities! LOL LETS MAKE MY ROOM FUN!
to all my friends..fossil old friends jk! and to those who wanna get a glimpse of my sane side..u better check my page daily! atleast ull get to know the 1% of my life..lol

THE MOST ASKED QUESTIONS ( yea! these questions are from you guys!!!)
*WHY dont i have a cellphone? (believe it or not I DONT HAVE A CELLPHONE!)
---the main reason is i dont wanna be reached easily. if you want something from me..or talk to me..wait till im available! haha kidding...but really havin a fone might make me dive into social media..and seeing whats happening over the net? dang it! i hate social media! its, awful ,toxic and negative...lots of horrible people saying horrible things..social media should never exist!
*WHAT PART OF MY BODY I LIKE MOST? (all! coz im perfect! lol)
.....the part that i like most is my shoulder blades! why? coz the shoulder blade emphasize the nape and the neckline that really carries the REGAL aura of a woman..also its one of the most stimulating spot on a woman's body! (CALLING ALL THE MALE BREED..JOT DOWN!! lol)
*DO I HAVE FRIENDS? (ouch! of course i have!)
---as an introvert i gain more friends online than in real life..yep! i only have 3 friends in real life.
friend#1 shows up when im awake. we will talk a bit and then shes gonna leave without telling me! (i always end up looking where d heck is she!)
friend#2 shows up when im sleeping..yep! shes the reason why grumpy is my 2nd name! shes gonna wake me up just to tell me stupid things!
friend#3shows up whenever she feels like it.(no definite time-date-yr!).shes like a horse on the loose!
and shes not gonna leave unless I TELL HER i need some peace!
we rarely see each other though but u know..friends are like stars..u dont always see them but u know they are always there :)
*WHAT I DO WHEN I HAVE FREE TIME? (my brain doesnt have free time!)
---i stare on a blank space and wander in my universe :) and enjoy my inner peace.(introspection)
---i read books (real books) i want my own mini library in my room! (bookworm)
---i talk to myself ha! (crazy? LOL! its normal for me! i even talk and will have a normal conversation with u even if im sleeping!)
*DO I LIKE THIS JOB? ( this is really one of the questions i try avoiding but....)
---this job is actually sickening to the core! it even messes up your values. its a topnotch insult and degrading . but even so, i learn to like this job. why? becoz this job puts food on the table,pay bills, helps the family. u have no idea how hard it is to swallow..its like sucking and deepthroating a cactus lol . i manage to like this job bcoz it fascinates me..talking to people from diff country..with diff kinks..with different view of life..somehow its a learning. the only downside of this job is when a model becomes an asshole magnet lol..goodluck life!
*ITS IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO BE SINGLE? ( what in the ......)
--its easy...first of all IM NOT JUST OFFERING my body here..im offering d genuity of friendship..i dont believe that friends can be lovers..NOPE.. because my friends are the extension of myself..if i will cross d borders..and relationship didnt work out..i can guarantee u that person will never be my friend again..not the same..also i tell more secrets to my friends (i keep secrets to d bf ha)..i am more comfy surrounded with friends..than havin a clingy,jelous, stalker,crazy bf...especially in the site .(freedom dead)..im telling u the girls here with bf can never be at ease..bf in her room 247..she cannot flirt around.(which is a MUST to earn).orr the bf in other rooms flirting around! LOL
*WHY AM I TAGGED AS HEARTLESS,SAVAGE AND WEIRD? ( those who said that are PUSSIES!)lol
am i heartless? correct! why ? coz the heart can be masked, the heart can be taught, i maybe heartless but i am NOT SOULLESS. d soul shows and speaks WHO YOU TRULY ARE.. am i savage? indeed! i laugh at those crybabies who cannot take real shit! lol me being savage is inborn.. but heck i always try to make it funny. .and only..ONLY those who know me can deal with it .WEIRD? Y to the E to the S!! and im embracing it .:) odd? strange? unusual? im a fish that swims against the flow! im the sardine in the shiver! i am the nightmare in d daydream? LOL ..if you are a weakling who lives in the fantasy , virtual world that u think every girl here loves u AFTER TALKING TO THEM FOR 5 MINS..lol..my room isnt for u! u will die here! LMAO
*WHAT IS MY BIGGEST FEAR? ( when my room is full of cheapcharlies!!! doomsday!)
---my biggest fear would be getting old achieving nothing.(gerascophobia)
---when friends die before me.(.i have troubles on saying goodbyes)
---when some friends unfriend me...THEY CANNOT COMEBACK INTO MY LIFE COZ I WONT LET THEM hahaaaaa(never again!)
---fear of dissapointing people...its why i always try to do my bestest!
---sometimes i fear making decisions (i cant even decide for myself right away! haaa what more for others!)
---Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (Fear of long words) thats a m*th*r fuc#!ing tongue twister! lmao (juz kidding) --- this is not included! i just wanna share some knowlege that this word exist! haha
---fear of my work! shucks i think every cam chick fear this job .( coz somtimes i really try to self check if im still sane lol ..bcoz this job can really make people insane!) dang it!
its human nature to have some fear.. my face alone can give me a jumpscare whenever i look in d mirror! LOL
*IF I WILL HAVE A SUPER POWER..WHAT WOULD IT BE? ( damn sooo hard!)
....i would like to have the power to shapeshift! i can be THE POPE,THE KING, A DINASOUR, A HYENA..A COCKROACH AND PUSSYROACH,A FAIRY,A TABLE OR A COCK WITH ED ! lol i always want that becoz my face is bold enuf to show what i truly feel..even d tiniest smirk ..(my face is a traitor!) so if i can shapeshift ..i can be a different entity that can really hide my facial expressions LOL... now now! dont u dare stare at my face! my pussy is nicer! LOL
*AMUSEME? (why not? lol)
---my stage name really became an issue here! like seriously people!! my whole being doesnt approve the names (sexypussyhole4u,hardsexyclit4u,wreckmyass2day,isuckurtinydick) i mean ugghh those doesnt give a kick..like any model can have that name!..i understood this job enuf..yea to be inviting and describing the sexiness watever the model have..but im not just into that, i like people who shares their thoughts,ideas,preferences,criminal minds,craziest desires, i am an entertainer..and to entertain people is not just bout a pair of boobs and pussy!most my pvts includes,tons of laughing, tons of thinking, tons of surprises,, also i am being mentally tested, (if i wrote this whole freakin page!) lol..(and most are more than willing to pay for it..not just bcoz of my titties!)
people here find me brutal for being straightforward,lazy for being chill,and disrespectful for being true. (im far from being plastic!) THOSE WHO ARE BRAVE ENOUGH TO JUST GREET THIS MODEL (AMUSEME) congratulations! lol your life will never be d same again lol...i mean u wont be bored again! (FYI: WHATEVER IS HAPPENING IN MY ROOM STAYS IN MY ROOM AND THIS ROOM DOESNT JUDGE!) amazing isnt it? :)
*MY BIZZARE PET PEEVE (haaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa)
--you see i can deal with people who tries thier best to slander and talk shit to me,but know this..i have a timer for that..and that isnt very long. u also have to know that if i start coming back at you, i will show no mercy for u verbally! so if i hit u harder than YOU hit me first.. DONT ACT LIKE D F8CK!NG VICTIM! lol (yep some guys here tend to do that)
--people calling others "names" ..just to seek attention is d oldest trick in the book..i dont buy that!
its simple! u want my attention? GO PVT AND PAY FOR IT! haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
*DO I CONSIDER MYSELF SMART? (blahhh)
--- i never consider myself smart...lets just say ..knowledgeable,and well informed kinda thing..maybe bcoz i was surrounded with idiots so i force myself to learn LOL JOKING! learning is endless..what i consider smart are those people who are very much willing to learn.(i wasnt willing!).IE: the elders.. i have high respects for the elders as they are very informative about d wonders of life. i listen to thier advices..which is usually d FACTS OF LIFE...:) and the FUCKED SIDE OF LIFE ..lol also, i engaged more moments or pvts with them coz they are not just some horny bastards who will run after they cum...THEY KNOW HOW TO SAY THANK U! lmao. not just a SLAM BAM GOODBYE! me being called smart carries alot of expection! sooo pls put me in ur dumbass list! LOL
*calm, patient, affectionate, sensuous, ambitious, determined,intelligent, dependable, hardworking, dedicated, and stubborn. - A TAUREAN
--ask mr. google for accuracy LOL...i cannot disagree with mr google! haha
--the reputation for being a homebody, married to the couch,..(so umm..if u guys wanna be in a relation-shit with me BE A COUCH!) lol
--kind and caring?,,,only to my friends (to others? IDGAF! LOL)
--very strong memory? WTF HAPPENED TO ME! lol (i cant even remember names here!)
--rarely talk about personal things, unless they're extremely comfortable with you (tell me something bout u question is a NO!..D HELL? STOP ASKING ME THAT ..U WILL NEVER GET A DECENT ANSWER!)
but watever signs we have..its just a matter of how u treat people...treat me good ill treat u like a king..treat me bad..ull meet HELL.. :)  
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amuseme's Stats :

  • Age : 41
  • Build : Petite
  • Height : 5.0-5.4
  • Weight : 100 - 115 lbs
  • Eye Color : Black
  • Hair Color : Black
  • Hair Length : Long
  • Sexual Preference : Straight
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